Weekend story....

Dear diary,

Sigh....they on it....again....

You see, these have happening before and technically when you put my mom and my sister together in kitchen.....Let me tell you, they are definitely  not a good combination and the thing that happens is the greatest wars every weekend between them. I called it ‘The Great Spatula War’ but my dad said, we should call it ‘The Greatest Kitchen War’.

If you asked me, I still defend the title I did because it is 'EPIC' when you watch a.k.a peeping they bickering and fighting using spatula like it was a sword...??? and see which one of them will get many bumps at their head....hehehe

Every time it happens, my dad and I learn a same things related to this war. That is never ever dare try to step into the kitchen unless you are not scared with flying spatula or fork or spoon or plate or anything their hand can reach....dad still have bump mark from the first time it happen and I also got it on second time...Because of that, we do not dare to stop them and we can only peep behind the wall to see them bickering with spatula.

The reason this war happens every week is because our mom always busy with work and only have time to spend with family in weekends. So.....she decides she wants to cook for us on the weekend and let the kitchen staffs get leave on Saturday and Sunday. Well...I totally agree with mom about the staffs but not with my mother in the kitchen.

Because......she can not cook or more specifically she never cooks for her whole life and just imagine her with knife already scared me. The only person who is really good in cooking is my sister and just to let you know the reason she good in cooking is because of that incident...I called it ‘The Flying Knife Incident’ the beginning mass of this war.

It all happened when she walks into the kitchen to get drinks and mom were standing a few meters in front of her try to remove the knife from the sheath. We do not know what is really happening, but dad believed it had something to do with mom clumsiness when suddenly, the knife is flying backward toward sister who were drinking. Lucky, its miss a meter away from sister, but it manages to scare her before she scream and pass out. After that, mom is no longer allowed into the kitchen without someone to watching her and sister decide to take cooking classes for our safety and health reason.

Now, they are arguing again in the kitchen liked a child....sigh....although, I secretly  hope my sister will win this argument again for our health and safety. I better go find my dad even thought I just saw him go into the kitchen before the war start.....oh well....he better hiding under the table if he wants to survive the war....later...

Lily.

p/s: I am really sorry for grammar error since English is not my main language....and please comment...>_<